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Scott Simonson is a former American football tight end. He was signed by the Oakland Raiders as an undrafted free agent in 2014. He played college football at Assumption.
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Vellayil is a beach on the northern side of Kozhikode city. The beach road from Chakkum Kadavu bridge runs all the way to Vellayil in the north. The facilities of the fisheries department and the Matsyafed Corporation are situated in Vellayil. A slum called Shanthi Nagar is also located here.
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Anders Antonsen is a Danish badminton player. He is a three-time World Championships medalist, two-time European Champion, and former World's No. 1 in BWF rankings for the men's singles discipline.
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