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{"type":"standard","title":"Siddick Junction railway station","displaytitle":"Siddick Junction railway station","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q23018773","titles":{"canonical":"Siddick_Junction_railway_station","normalized":"Siddick Junction railway station","display":"Siddick Junction railway station"},"pageid":49190526,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Siddick_%28Junction%29_railway_station_%28site%29%2C_Cumbria_%28geograph_3564300%29.jpg/330px-Siddick_%28Junction%29_railway_station_%28site%29%2C_Cumbria_%28geograph_3564300%29.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Siddick_%28Junction%29_railway_station_%28site%29%2C_Cumbria_%28geograph_3564300%29.jpg","width":1024,"height":768},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1247601494","tid":"c26b2024-7adb-11ef-b3d8-2d972b530c39","timestamp":"2024-09-25T01:16:15Z","description":"Disused railway station in Cumbria, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":54.6649,"lon":-3.5535},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siddick_Junction_railway_station","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siddick_Junction_railway_station?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siddick_Junction_railway_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Siddick_Junction_railway_station"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siddick_Junction_railway_station","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Siddick_Junction_railway_station","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siddick_Junction_railway_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Siddick_Junction_railway_station"}},"extract":"Siddick Junction railway station was opened by the Cleator and Workington Junction (C&WJR) and London and North Western Railways in 1880 to provide exchange platforms for passengers wishing to change trains from one company's line to the other. A passenger travelling from Maryport to Distington, for example, would change at Siddick Junction. As a purely exchange station - like Dovey Junction and Dukeries Junction elsewhere in the country - the owning companies would not need to provide road or footpath access or ticketing facilities as no passengers were invited to enter or leave the station except by train.","extract_html":"
Siddick Junction railway station was opened by the Cleator and Workington Junction (C&WJR) and London and North Western Railways in 1880 to provide exchange platforms for passengers wishing to change trains from one company's line to the other. A passenger travelling from Maryport to Distington, for example, would change at Siddick Junction. As a purely exchange station - like Dovey Junction and Dukeries Junction elsewhere in the country - the owning companies would not need to provide road or footpath access or ticketing facilities as no passengers were invited to enter or leave the station except by train.
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